Dreams

The other day my sister told me I sounded like a fifteen-year-old girl talking about how I’m going to be famous and rich and have everything I’ve always wanted. It annoyed me, but when I asked myself why, it got me thinking about dreams. Some people don’t dream at all, because they are afraid they’ll never get it and it will hurt more than they could stand. When I started thinking from the perspective, I pulled up the question: What is the worst that can happen from working on these novels with Joey?

The Worst:

One would think the worst that could happen is failing: we never finish the book, nobody wants to publish it or it gets published and no one likes it. That would be pretty bad, but I’d still have the experience of being a novelist, something I never thought I’d actually have. Not to mention, we’re only a few chapters from the end of the rough draft, so I don’t think the first failure, of not finishing the novel, will happen. There is still the chance that no one will publish it or like it, but I find that doubtful.
We’re writing with our contemporaries, much like every time period I ever studied in British, American, or World lit. The classes are all about, “How is this similar to who came before and how is it different?” We are taking what is popular at the time and integrating the elements we like while making fun of the elements that we dislike.
And if no one likes what we write, we still have the experience, one that has brought Joey and I closer together than I thought possible. Which brings me to the absolute worst thing that could happen in this venture, and it could happen before or during publishing: something could turn into a huge argument between us and end our friendship forever.

I don’t think this could possibly happen. If it was going to, I imagine it would’ve happened already. Luckily for us, we’ve spent a lot of time fighting about useless things in the duration of our friendship and have therefore learned how to navigate an argument into something useful; every time we have an argument about the book, the story gets even better.

The Best:

Obviously the best case scenario is that our book catches the world’s imagination and we soar into the consciousness of our audience. That I’ll become a New York Times bestselling author, something I’ve wanted since I read Stephanie Plum and saw that splashed on every one of Evanovich’s books.  And maybe saying things like that does sound naïve. But if I didn’t go after this chance, I would be absolutely insane, especially since the worst that can happen seems so utterly unlikely. Let them say no to us; they can’t take away the artistic genius that has come from our writing partnership or the fun we’ve had along the way.

In Want of a Snow Day

When we’re young and only bogged down by the one responsibility of attending school, snow is the greatest thing in the world.  As soon as winter hits, every school child is praying, wishing, hoping for snow, turning their pajamas inside out in order to cast the Snow Day Spell (although, that might’ve just been my college roommate).  If there is a whisper of a storm, they rush to the television or radio in the morning and cross every finger and toe until they see or hear their school cancellation notice and then rush back to bed, only to realize they are much too excited about missing school to sleep.  Then it is on with the snow pants and out into the yard to terrorize the dog or siblings or neighborhood children with snowballs.  Maybe create a few snow creatures or cause traffic issues with sledding down the giant snow banks lining the city streets.  They don’t have a care in the world!

When we’ve graduated and suddenly become bogged down with a cornucopia of responsibilities, snow is the greatest pain in the ass in the world.  We have to shovel it, push it off our cars, and drive through it.  On the weekend, it’s the reason we can’t go out and do whatever we had planned (although, I suppose that would be a good thing depending on the plans).  During the week, it’s just another obstacle on the way to work in the morning or on the way home in the evening.  Now, if there is too much snow to get to work, we have to use precious personal or vacation time to stay safely at home, away from the maniacs on the highway who don’t understand the concept of driving slowly in inclement weather.

The past few days the weather people have been freaking out about gobs of snow, snow like we’ve never seen, snow that will end life as we know it!  When we first found out, we all groaned.  Great, we thought, I’m going to have to get up extra early to get to work and my boss probably won’t let me leave early so I’ll be home just in time to turn around and go back to work.  Fabulous. But, as the chance for snow seemed more and more unlikely, the groans and grumbles got louder…because now we WANTED a day off from work.  We were promised a storm, we want a STORM!  Maybe we don’t want to get into a snowball fight or sled down snow banks, but we want the chance to sit inside with hot cocoa and read a book or play a game.  Take a break from responsibility.

Well, we didn’t get that break.  The winter still has a ways to go, though.  Maybe we’ll have our chance to be kids again before the warm and wonderful weather moves in for yet another cycle.  If only they gave us a “nice weather day.”  When these books take off, I’m taking many!

Hello!

“I can’t think of anything to say, *laughs* except it’s marvelous…”
-Pink Floyd

I really don’t have anything to say, but I wanted to stop in and say, “Hello!” Hope all is well with everyone

American Gods

American Gods

by Neil Gaiman

Preface

I recommend reading “American Gods” by Neil Gaiman before reading this post. It’s not a very formal commentary like Joey does. I didn’t have the thought to mark what chapter I was on as I had these revelations, and they come very far into the book.

My Thoughts on the Book

Ok, I haven’t commentated on this book like I wanted to. I kept forgetting, because I was at work and reading during lunch instead of at home where I can turn to the computer at any moment. So, I didn’t comment on some woman swallowing a guy with her vagina, I didn’t comment on the random gay sex with a god, and I didn’t comment on the giant mechanical spider of doom on top of a pile of human bones. I didn’t get to talk about how awesome (girl) Sam is, even though she is barely in the story or how much Wednesday reminds me of a much more psychotic version of one of our characters.

But this? This I’ve got to comment on. Shadow, the main character of the book, just died. I stopped reading in order to write this, so I don’t know if he comes back in any capacity, but he BETTER! I just spent 484 pages completely wrapped up in this guy’s story, following along in his blank, unbelieving mind, wondering just when everything is going to make sense, and then he DIES! I seriously did not think he was going to die on the tree. I don’t really believe he’s dead, now. He can’t be. Okay, I’m going to pick the book back up again and I’ll get back to you on this.

OH NO! Laura is somehow alive (I feel like I’m talking about Twin Peaks…), ALIVE alive, not the dead alive, and she just got in a car with the guy that killed Shadow! I’ve been enjoying the book, but this is the first time I feel completely IN the story.

Oh yay, Shadow is back (sort of), but I don’t think he’s too happy about it! I suppose I don’t blame him, being hanged from a tree and all.

Um, Laura? I didn’t think I liked her too much, but I kind of like her style. She’s pretty badass for a semi-alive murderous bitch.

OH MY GOD, I think it was just last night that I thought of how terrifying it would be to fly on an animal’s back and then what happens? he flies on a thunderbird’s back and I WANT TO!

Neil Gaiman is a genius of epic proportions. And that’s not even sucking up!

Oh no, oh no, OH NO! And I liked Hinzelmann. Those poor kids . At least Shadow saves the day.

Awwwwe, Sam’s phantom flowers.

Ah, I love that Shadow went to meet his death but that he was allowed to live.

Type O Negative ending

I am sorry for the “Type O Negative” ending (where things just cut off randomly)…but I am unable to form coherent trains of thought after finishing that EPIC book. I’m glad I read this during the early drafts of our series! Thanks, Neil Gaiman!

Also, I promise that though my posts end abruptly, our books will not.  I don’t have a lot of time to devote to blogging at the moment, but it’s fun to share when I get the chance

Oh, Edward *fluttery sigh* (Please don’t shoot me)

Okay, I am about to actually quote Twilight (well, New Moon) and blog about it. I’ll make it short and sweet and hopefully you can all forgive me in the morning.

“You’re impossible,” [Edward] said, and he laughed once a hard laugh, frustrated. “How can I put this so that you’ll believe me? You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.”

That sentence sums up exactly why almost every ‘tween, teen and twenty-something is in love with these books, with Edward. Every break up we’ve ever had, we’re left wishing that person would come back and say these words to us. And I burst into tears right along with Bella.

On a personal note, I identify more with Edward in this scene than Bella at the moment, though I’ve been in her position at least three times. Because about five years ago I broke up with Ryan, for a myriad of reasons, but mostly because he lived in Pennsylvania and he was a Junior in high school and I was a Freshmen in college. I didn’t want to say goodbye to him, but it wasn’t working then, never seeing each other. But, I got Edward’s ending here. We’re older, we have control over our lives and we have each other. My Junior year of high school, I dreamed and dreamed of being with Ryan forever. I think 16-year-old Rhiannon would flip if she knew she’d be living with him in her 20s!

Inspired by the “Dashboard” feature on this site

The writing process with Joey is a very new experience for me. I am a control freak, but in this project, I am not the one driving. Instead, I act as the GPS, guiding the ideas he produces and occasionally politely asking him where he thinks he is going and suggesting perhaps he turn around. When he doesn’t take my suggestion or feels very strongly about an idea, I tell him to prove to me it will work, show me on the map where he is going with this. When I do that, he has to explain in very good detail exactly why he wants something to happen a certain way, and I make him show me every angle, throwing in my view here and there. It’s an incredibly invigorating process and has produced ideas that have thoroughly confounded the both of us.

It feels liberating, after so many years of gripping the steering wheel for dear life, to move into the passenger’s seat and chat freely about ideas instead of paying strict attention to the road. For a while I was feeling panicky because I couldn’t see what was coming and I knew much less about the destination than Joey did. But now, even though I occasionally reach up to grip the “oh shit” handle, I’ve accepted my roll as navigator in this insane ride we’re on. Hopefully with practice, I’ll kick my feet up on the dashboard and relax!

But seriously, Joey drives like a maniac. (“Stay?” I ask him, flabbergasted. “You can’t just point to a car and tell them to STAY in Boston, Joey!”)

Lady Gaga | The Fame Monster

The Fame Monster

Bad Romance

Ok, I’ll admit the first time I heard this song, I thought the “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa!” was ridiculous, especially when she sang, “Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!”  Especially since the song has such a stereotypical dance song beginning.

Upon a second, third, fourth and millionth time listening I have come to accept the fact that “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!” is actually an ancient chant used by magic-men, priests, shamans, and sorcerers for millions of years to control the masses.  Somehow Lady Gaga has found out these secrets and I am now prey to her whims; this song is highly addictive and should not be listened to lightly.  This ALBUM is highly addictive.  I actually considered staying home yesterday because I knew my mother wouldn’t let me listen.  I did manage to leave the house, but just barely.

A random note: I love the way she says the word “love” especially near the end of the song.  Almost lav.

Joey’s Two Cents

Okay, I wasn’t going to do this–but!–with Rhiannon’s growing obsession I am finding myself listening to Lady Gaga more and more often.  Other people’s excitement inspires me, and (shame the devil; I cannot tell a lie) I am in “lav, lav, lav,” with Lady Gaga.  In fact, I can categorically say this gay-guy is GuGu for Gaga.

This song is huge.  It’s edgy, it’s got a good beat, and (most importantly) it’s catchy!

Alejandro

Once again, I went into this song thinking, “This is absolutely ridiculous: why is she even talking like that?  Who the hell is Alejandro, and why should I care?”  And then the beat started.  And once again I was completely hooked.  I seriously hope to choreograph this song with Joey, because I think it would make an amazing partner dance.  It would be a Latin/ballroom/hiphop/modern combo, because I have no actual dance training: I go with how I feel!  I SO hope he decides to do it – dancing on Tuesdays would be so much fun and get our creative juices flowing!

Joey’s Two Cents

This song makes me want to drink wine and do Dirty Dancing kinda dancing.

Monster

OMG, this SONG!  If it weren’t so dirty, I would’ve played this at the haunted house.  I can’t keep saying these songs are addicting, but they are.  If only my boyfriend would condescend to listen to her with me, I’d dance my little ass off.  Ah, well.

(Lesbian question number one: “I asked my girlfriend if she’d seen you round before / She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby / We might’ve fucked not really sure, don’t quite recall / But something tells me that I’ve seen him, yeah.”  Okay, who is saying what here?  Just pointing it out.)

Speechless

I won’t make the pun, but she did an amazing job on this song.  She has an incredible voice!  The way she emphasizes words and phrases in this song has such a tug on my soul—and really, who hasn’t felt like this?  I want to give her a hug!  As I said to him earlier, “Does it sound like she killed him at the end of this song, or am I just ‘Pulling a Joey?’”  Seriously, the way she says, “Why you speechless,” sounds like she offed him.

Joey’s Two Cents

Turns out we BOTH pulled a Joey.  The song is actually about Lady’s father who wouldn’t get surgery he needed to survive.  It’s a song she wrote on tour, because she couldn’t get to him.  I already thought the song was melancholy … now, infinitely more so.  I love this song.

Dance in the Dark

Not gonna lie, this song turns me ON!  It’s such an edgy sort of romance that runs through this whole section of the album.  I wish this album had come out the end of high school, although the music snob in me then would never have let me listen to it.  But it fits so well and fits so many eras of my life.  These songs would have made a nice companion, although I probably wouldn’t have recognized why, then.  Although I will say, her random Madonna “Vogue” moment is kind of strange—don’t get me wrong, I love it.  But that was immediately what I thought of, which makes me wonder if she meant to?

Telephone

This is an anthem.  I probably would have played this song at top volume in our dorm.  I’ve always wished I had the self confidence that Beyonce has, in this song and in Irreplaceable.  The content of these songs have a lot more depth than the earlier songs, in sound and in lyrics.  I love how this song goes from Beyonce telling off this guy to singing, “I’ll be dancing, I’ll be dancing,” and the beat picks up.   I also love how she distorts her voice on, “ringing,” to sound like a cell phone.  Lav, lav, lav…. I’m repeating myself way too much!

Joey’s Two Cents

Highly addictive.

So Happy I Could Die

This song makes me want to dance and cry at the same time.  It’s also my Lesbian question number two.  I can’t even use one quote to demonstrate it because the whole thing sounds like to me like a girl in love with her best friend.  Now, in context of the whole album, it could be that she is so relieved to be out with her best friend and away from her asshole boyfriend.  This is another song that’s edgy and sexy, but listening to the lyrics takes you a lot deeper than the sound itself.  Just hearing this in a club would be wicked fun to dance to, and you get the pleasure of catharsis by listening to the lyrics when sitting at home.

Teeth

I LOVE THIS SONG!  Seriously, the driving, carnal beat in this song is original and hypnotic, and the lyrics are suggestive of filth.  Bad girl meat?  Vampires?  What is not to love about this song???  I would love to choreograph this song, too, but I envision a group number for this.  I’m going to leave off, now, because I can’t help dancing to this song!

The Nightmare Factory

Hello, all! This is a month long series about my adventures working in a haunted house in Salem, MA during October. Though I used to work there nearly every day during college, my location and work schedule limit me to only one day a week this year. As such, I’ve decided to collect some of the better scares and hilarious moments in a weekly article.

This week marked the official opening of Salem’s Haunted House Presents: The Nightmare Factory for the Halloween season, though the haunt is open nearly all year. I literally supported myself on this job my senior year of college, though sometimes I wonder how. I’ve come to the conclusion that it was my sheer love of scaring the buhjeezus out of people that kept me running all year long.

Unfortunately, yesterday wasn’t as fast paced as we look forward to on Halloween, so this article will probably be the shortest. These incidents involve a middle aged man and a preteen boy respectively, illustrating my abilities to scare everyone equally.

Our haunted house is set up to be run by one person, but during October we split the scares up between a handful of people. I work near the front, so I get to hear everyone hyping themselves out before they walk through the door. I also get the first scare, but instead of picking out the people who I know will scream, I aim for the ones that look like the big toughies. Or whoever is last in line, it depends on my mood.

In any case, this one group was full of screamers led by dad. Everywhere I jumped out, they screamed, but he was just laughing and enjoying the experience. I had one last chance to get this guy, and it came as he walked right by the curtain I was hiding behind. I got up to his ear and yelled, “Don’t leave me!” He yelped and nearly ran into the wall. After the tour was over, our ticket taker asked the group, “I heard Dad screamed in there,” and the whole family laughed when he admitted to it. “That was really great,” he said to us. “I can’t believe you got me to scream.” You’re welcome, awesome dad!

The second kid cracked me up. I was waiting behind the scenes for my cue when I heard him yell, “I remember this part!” Usually when a customer says that, they then follow with a detailed account of what is to happen, thus ruining the surprise for everyone else, but we didn’t give him a chance. I jumped out, and he and the rest of the group screamed and flew into the back wall. They were laughing so hard as they rounded the corner that the next person scared them into screaming again, easily. He must not have remembered what was going to happen TOO much if he screamed that hard. Thanks for not spilling the beans, little dude!

More to come next week. I Love October!

Ten of Cups

Ten of Cups

A family stands at a table with the mother and father at the head (the father’s arm is around the mother’s), and the two children on either side. The mother looks awestruck at the dragons flying around their heads; the father looks sort of blank faced, maybe incredulous; the children look wary of, but interested in, the jar o’ dragons on the table. The cups on the table are being filled with rainbows.

I think I’m filled with the emotions of each of these people. Sometimes I’m awestruck by magic, sometimes I’m blank faced and full of disbelief, sometimes I’m wary, but interested in everything I’m learning.

But, hopefully, my cups will be full of lucky rainbows today!

Books on Foot

I either have a trickster in my office or these curses were not broken like they should have been! I suppose the book could’ve grown legs and wandered off on its own, considering the sheer amount of magic surrounding the Treehouse Office.

The day started pretty normally: punched a knot in the wall of the Tree and coffee appeared in a little compartment underneath. This is definitely my favorite addition to the office; I love that it changes each time we show up, usually after saying something the night before like, “Jeez, I wish we had paper generator.” Next day, there were several stacks of different types of paper lined up on a desk we’d never seen before with a machine next to it that never existed before. It actually smiled at us when we stopped to marvel at it!

Anyways, as I was saying, I got my delicious coffee (the Tree knows exactly how I like it, and even added a little nut flavoring today – exactly what I was in the mood for!), and sat at the desk. My plan was to work through some issues in our book. I opened the big leather-bound book left on my desk by Joey. Normally, the book saves everything we write and we can edit passages by tapping what we want to move and point where it should go. However, I opened the book and there was nothing! I checked the cover again and it said, “The Taftkan Materials,” but all the pages were gone, like they shed their skin and took off running.

. . . I just got a call from Joey (our Tree has a phone, though most of Taftka would be thoroughly confused by it; we needed a way to communicate if we weren’t both in Taftka at the same time). The book ran to his place! Apparently I was not meant to write the next part. I hope he has more luck with this tricky text than I did, today!

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