I Love J. K. Rowling … and Joey
I, Joey, have taken the liberty of rewriting this conversation (which happened through AIM). It’s more fun this way. Haha!
Sitting at their respective computers, the dual headed creature of R. J. Spindle ponders and dreams of their future. They are talking about their favorite books, and how much fun it is writing their commentaries. Joey perks up and says how he can’t wait to hear what his readers have to say about their stories.
“I wonder how many ideas JKR got from her readers?” Joey says.
“We’ll ask her someday,” answers Rhiannon.
Joey plants a devilish grin on his face, “And then I’ll say, ‘Here’s another idea from a reader … write another Potterverse book!’”
“NOOOOW,” Rhiannon bellows. “SIT–HERE is a pen–GO!”
“Haha!” says Joey. “We’re going to be SO cheeky.”
Rhiannon lets out a cackle, “Poor British Rowling isn’t going to know how to handle us.”
They both laugh heartily. Then, Joey expression becomes serious. “Something tells me we’ll both be slightly terrified at the same time.” He sticks out his tongue.
“Hell yeah,” says Rhiannon. “but I’ll channel it into being even giddier … like a do.”
Joey laughs again, and starts bouncing around his bedroom.
“And she’ll be like OMGCRAZYAMERICAN!”
“AAAAAAAAAH!” Joey runs and hides under his bed-covers, frightened by the loud noises coming from the Rhianno-Monster.
“And she’ll fight me with a handbag that she stole from the queen!”
Joey then pokes his head out from under the blanket, not being able to resist adding his two cents, “and I’ll be like, ‘HEY! YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY YOUR OWN … leave the poor queen alone.’” He sticks his tongue out again.
Rhiannon then lies on the floor, defeated by a fit of giggles.
And that, my friends, is you’re normal, everyday, conversation between Rhiannon and Joey-seph. Thanks for reading!
Tags: Dreams, Pure Imagination, Taftka
Randomness | RJSpindle | 
23 December 2009 7:19 PM
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