Neil Gaiman is a Vampire
They do kinda look a like. Although I love Neil Gaiman’s work…it’s suspicious. Is it the Hobbit hair or the “I wanna eat you” eyes?
He does have that wolfish dog, and we all know the Cullens get the shape-shifters on their side in the end.
Also, he comes from a very rainy place that has experienced an unusual amount of sun. Where did he move to? Well, it’s been really wet here in the states.
Ha ha! This was all in good fun, by the way. Don’t want to start any trouble if someone’s keeping secrets. *nudge nudge* Keep it real, Mr. Gaiman. I know your secret!
EDIT: And then there’s this, of course. It was, conveniently, posted on his blog today. Further proof no doubt.

